A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man reply, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all? the same." reply Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Feel shocked, Spielberg reply, "Are you nuts? It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese reply, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
